Carnes Enterprise (Formerly JAG Enterprises)
Letter from Gordon Ramsay: A Delight in Decay
Dear Reader,
Septic Systems: The Unsung Heroes of San Antonio
Let me tell you about a remarkable little powerhouse I stumbled upon—Carnes Enterprise, formerly known as JAG Enterprises, providing a phenomenal range of septic services that even the most dubious critic would tip their hat to. Located at 6760 FM 1283, Pipe Creek, TX, these folks know their way around a septic tank better than I know my own kitchen!
Services That Knock Your Socks Off
Carnes Enterprise isn’t just any septic service. No, they’ve got their fingers in all sorts of pies when it comes to wastewater management! From aerobic septic systems and inspections—including real estate ones—down to design, installation, and even repair. If your septic system needs a heart-to-heart, they’ve got the tools and expertise to make it sing. They even provide yearly service contracts to keep things as fresh as a daisy!
Your Texan Heroes
Owned and operated by the indomitable James D. “Jim” Carnes, this business exudes a spirit of dedication reminiscent of a fierce kitchen brigade. Jim and his team of experts don’t just plod through septic tasks; they tackle each challenge with the precision of a master chef presenting a Michelin star dish. They service a slew of areas, including Atascosa, Bandera, Bexar, Blanco, Comal, Gillespie, Hays, Kendall, Kerr, Medina, and Uvalde, encompassing the beautiful Texas Hill Country and San Antonio—no problem is too sticky for them!
Join the Celebration
So, if your septic systems are crying out for some TLC, don’t be a donut! Call up these champions of sanitation at Carnes Enterprise. They’ll have your waste management as delightful as a perfectly cooked beef wellington!
For those of you outside of Texas looking for a similar gem of a service, take a gander at Eagle Septic Pumping. From septic tank installations to pumping, they’ve got it all!
Keep it clean,
Gordon Ramsay
Carnes Enterprise (Formerly JAG Enterprises) Phone Number
(210) 884-0814
Carnes Enterprise (Formerly JAG Enterprises) Address
6760 Fm 1283
Pipe Creek, TX 78063